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Krogan Rules Football by Kobb Krogan Rules Football by Kobb
You know this would happen.

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KROGAN RULES FOOTBALL

:bulletred: 100 yards meters (this is the FUTURE!). 4 downs to go 10 meters.
:bulletred: No roughing penalties.
:bulletred: No personal fouls - except for crest-grabbing.*
:bulletred: You are allowed to throw one punch per play.
:bulletred: No holding penalties.
:bulletred: Encroachment/false start penalties remain.
:bulletred: No restrictions on who can receive.
:bulletred: No late hits, but the punch limit stands. (that is, a late hit would count as a punch)
:bulletred: Uniforms are not padded. Krogan are born with armor. No helmets.
:bulletred: No celebration or taunting penalties. Starting a fight on the sidelines gets you thrown out - a full team-on-team fracas results in a loss for both.
:bulletred: Killing an opponent intentionally gets you banned from the sport. There is a review committee especially for this, and they average five cases per year. Most are ruled unintentional.
:bulletred: No use of biotics.
:bulletred: No holding penalties. This is where the one-punch rule comes in the most useful, to get the defender off you!


* This rule would have been added to the sport years after its creation, at the pleading of team managers who were losing too many of their players to broken necks. This, and other rules reinstated to the krogan version of football for safety (because remember, American football has the pads/rules in the first place because of serious injuries and deaths to players in the past), are extremely unpopular with the krogan crowd. A referee generally only enforces the rules when the infractions are blatant, and the entire krogan population of the stadium will enthusiastically boo the call.
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:iconjetxor:
Jetxor Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Student General Artist
I'd pay to see this happening.
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:iconmivpus:
mivpus Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
Ultimate game of Rugby:

Australian Rugby teams (Most hardcore mofo-footballers on the planet)
vs.
Urdnot Rugby team Aralakh

Result?
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
If the Aussies don't have any krogan on their team, they're toast. But if they did, I'd probably watch the game on the extranet rather than risk being in the stands. It'd be one heckuva throwdown.
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Net streaming via YouTube is for salarians!
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
100 yards = 91.44 meters, to be persice.
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
Real krogan don't whine about the extra 8.56 meters! Round numbers are easier! ;)
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes.
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:iconargonianbud:
argonianbud Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Krogan football more head bashing and a lot of blood
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:iconrgakachris:
rgakachris Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Since krogan likes headbutting each other, this will be the best sport for them
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:iconelite7inc:
Elite7inc Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
lmao
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:iconsnoofman:
snoofman Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
If krogan were real, I bet they'd fully appreciate american football. And rules would probably not apply as much. Very humorous.
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:iconreptillicus:
Reptillicus Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
lol somehow i knew krogan would pick up football
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:icondastierlockjaw:
DasTierLockjaw Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohh yeah, Im sold XD this Turian would LOVE to watch Krogan football! Haha, too awesome!
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:iconmihoshi5:
Mihoshi5 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011
Epic art :la:
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:iconvulpeinculta:
vulpeinculta Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011
No use of biotics??? I better go back to watch Krogan Rugby then... :D

(That's such a cool idea!)
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:iconanjian:
Anjian Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This is brilliant. Even for someone who has no grasp whatsoever on the rules of football.
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:iconbearmaster9013:
BearMaster9013 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
oh mah gawd yes! i would defiantly pay a shit load of monies to see this! ^w^
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CheiftainMaelgwyn Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Professional
This is amazing ok. I bet you could program a bunch of NPCs and have them play a game, like two computers playing chess.
owo
I really want to see this XD
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
I'm definitely going to have to do more with this concept, heehee...
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:icontick-tock-trancer:
Tick-Tock-Trancer Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
I have fallen in love with something that will sadly never become a reality :( Great job though :D
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:iconjohnlennondude:
Johnlennondude Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
Krogan would be way more fun to watch play than humans!
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
I have a lot of fun watching humans play... but once you saw krogan football, you'd never be able to go back!
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:iconallelujah-kyrios:
Allelujah-Kyrios Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Student Writer
This. This has just made my day absolutely fantastic. And you? You are my new favorite person.
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:iconjancz89:
jancz89 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
I'd love to see krogan Hakka (I know Hakka is in rugby not in Am. Football but still :-) )
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
At the college I went to, the football team does do a Haka before their games. There are quite a few Pacific islanders on the team, and the tradition was started to honor a Maori team member's father when he died. I bet a krogan Haka would be pretty rad indeed - I'd love to see it too!
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:icontsunobrat:
tsunobrat Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You are a genius. =D

Also, the artwork is excellent.
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:iconmaxamillion2009:
Maxamillion2009 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Student Writer
I have to say, this could really work, and I may just pay to see it too.
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:iconneogoki:
neogoki Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
awesome...
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:icondioxim:
Dioxim Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Theyre like the ultimate football players!
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:icondioxim:
Dioxim Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Student Digital Artist
This would be EPIC!
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:iconanthonyholden:
AnthonyHolden Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Rachel, you are so kewl.


That is all.
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:iconmadame-ambrosia:
Madame-Ambrosia Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"No use of biotics." That's gold.
Yes, I knew they had to make their own version of the sport! And Grunt would win his own game of it, being a one-man team. =D
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Grunt gets all of the touchdowns, heh heh.
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:iconbanzaisquirrel:
BanzaiSquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
YEAH!!!
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:iconhomicide-crabs:
Homicide-Crabs Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
Two of my very favorite things!
People toss hyperbole around often on the internet. But I mean it with utmost sincerity that this is, in my opinion, the awesomest thing on Deviant Art. You can't quantify how cool this is. Science has tried and failed. Well done!
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Bwaha, thanks! X)
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:icono-rlyization:
o-rlyization Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Student General Artist
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I love it. Football would be the worst/best thing introduced to the krogan up until they made it better because screw your pansy football humans, REAL MEN KROGAN PLAY WITHOUT PADDING.
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
"It's really cute that your bones break so easily. Let a REAL athlete handle this, Sparky." X)
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:icono-rlyization:
o-rlyization Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Student General Artist
LMAO Other races would be barred from playing against the krogan because the politicians would get tired of dealing with all the diplomatic crap that comes from some big-shot athlete thinking he's good enough to take on krogans and then getting himself killed.
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:iconfluidfyre:
Fluidfyre Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Best idea ever hahaha.
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:iconrandom-syhn:
random-syhn Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would totally play this sport! also its a football game I could actually stand to watch too!
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:iconmaxamillion2009:
Maxamillion2009 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Student Writer
That's cool, but maybe it would be easier if you wrote the rules under the text box of your art. It's still very interesting.
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
Just might do that. The red's a bit too light, I agree.
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:iconkorithetramp:
Korithetramp Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I could sooo see this happening!!! And I have one thing to say...

Not even Clay Matthews will go against them.
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:iconlittlemissawesome:
LittleMissAwesome Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Student
I could see this happening.:lol:
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:iconbuildmypaperheart:
BuildMyPaperHeart Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Krogan Football. I would pay to watch it :D
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:iconconstance-fire:
Constance-fire Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol mass effect
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:iconyouhouka:
youhouka Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
This could be fun.

I think those uniforms are going to be shredded due to impacts between armor though, heh.
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:iconkobb:
Kobb Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
It's the future! I'm sure they'll have something figured out XD
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:icongoldknightpk:
GoldKnightPK Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
"You may throw one punch per play"

You've just made football infinitely better.
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