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Krogan Rules Football by Kobb Krogan Rules Football by Kobb
You know this would happen.

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KROGAN RULES FOOTBALL

:bulletred: 100 yards meters (this is the FUTURE!). 4 downs to go 10 meters.
:bulletred: No roughing penalties.
:bulletred: No personal fouls - except for crest-grabbing.*
:bulletred: You are allowed to throw one punch per play.
:bulletred: No holding penalties.
:bulletred: Encroachment/false start penalties remain.
:bulletred: No restrictions on who can receive.
:bulletred: No late hits, but the punch limit stands. (that is, a late hit would count as a punch)
:bulletred: Uniforms are not padded. Krogan are born with armor. No helmets.
:bulletred: No celebration or taunting penalties. Starting a fight on the sidelines gets you thrown out - a full team-on-team fracas results in a loss for both.
:bulletred: Killing an opponent intentionally gets you banned from the sport. There is a review committee especially for this, and they average five cases per year. Most are ruled unintentional.
:bulletred: No use of biotics.
:bulletred: No holding penalties. This is where the one-punch rule comes in the most useful, to get the defender off you!


* This rule would have been added to the sport years after its creation, at the pleading of team managers who were losing too many of their players to broken necks. This, and other rules reinstated to the krogan version of football for safety (because remember, American football has the pads/rules in the first place because of serious injuries and deaths to players in the past), are extremely unpopular with the krogan crowd. A referee generally only enforces the rules when the infractions are blatant, and the entire krogan population of the stadium will enthusiastically boo the call.
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:iconjetxor:
Jetxor Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Student General Artist
I'd pay to see this happening.
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mivpus Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
Ultimate game of Rugby:

Australian Rugby teams (Most hardcore mofo-footballers on the planet)
vs.
Urdnot Rugby team Aralakh

Result?
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Kobb Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
If the Aussies don't have any krogan on their team, they're toast. But if they did, I'd probably watch the game on the extranet rather than risk being in the stands. It'd be one heckuva throwdown.
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Glide08 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Net streaming via YouTube is for salarians!
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Glide08 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
100 yards = 91.44 meters, to be persice.
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Kobb Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
Real krogan don't whine about the extra 8.56 meters! Round numbers are easier! ;)
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Glide08 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes.
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argonianbud Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Krogan football more head bashing and a lot of blood
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rgakachris Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Since krogan likes headbutting each other, this will be the best sport for them
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Elite7inc Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
lmao
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